E as in Electronic. As in Ebay, Evite, and Ereader. Even my own name Elisa -- could be read as Eletronic Lisa. Electronic is in everything. Electronic is everywhere. You can’t detach. Or can you? Take my test below to see if you’re an electronic addict:
1) If your phone is stolen by a twelve year old boy whose parents are potential gang bangers (you know this because he is posting to your Instagram account under a gang name and you have traced his address to a questionable gang infested locale, true story) do you:
B) Call the cops and explain to them that collecting your phone should move to top of their list.
C) Immediately go out and buy a new phone despite the cost.
D) Email your friends and tell them your phone was stolen so not to bother texting or calling for a while.
You’ll get back to them at some point.
2) When everything was down for days during Superstorm Sandy did you:
3) You’re driving and your phone beeps indicating you have a text message. And another. And another. Do you: